A Time of Rebirth for Church – The Post
Ryan Church says he is grown up and mentally tough going into 2007. I have a feeling that the organization will still find a way to mess with him.
Farmer dies after being attacked by cow – AP/Coshocton Tribune
It turns out that my brother’s 11th grade essay, “The Bovine Menace” was prophetic. Back then he warned the world of the coming Holstein threat. If I recall correctly, he got an A on the paper. I’ll post it if it can be found.
From the “if it’s not one thing, it’s another” department, yesterday evening all the lights in my apartment faded to about half power. I thought to myself, “oh no, I’m having a stroke!” Then after a little while I realized I was not having a stroke, but the power in building was low. Shortly thereafter the power went completely off. By 8:45 p.m. it had not returned, so Erica and I elected to spend the night at my parents house in Vienna rather than in our apartment on the 17th floor with no lights or water. I don’t know if the power came back on yet.
One of the more controversial parts of my recent interview with Gene Weingarten was the following exchange:
WFY: Speaking of Liz, how is she holding up now that she does not have to moderate the weekly discussion? Is she relieved, or will we be seeing a column called “Why washingtonpost.com doesn’t need Weingarten” any day now?
GW: Lizzie and I were talking just yesterday. It it sad what has happened to the woman in my absence. Turns out, I was really the poor kid’s life. Chivalry does not permit me to be specific, but think fishnet stockings, MD 20/20, and 14th Street.
I mentioned then that if Ms. Kelly cared to respond to Mr. Weingarten’s statements, I would provide the forum for her to do so. Here are her remarks:
Gene’s answer is indicative of his delusional belief that the world revolves around him. As many of Gene’s readers know, I write a daily blog for washingtonpost.com (www.washingtonpost.com/celebritology) which vies with our politics blog The Fix as the top blog on the site. I also do daily radio hits with Post radio about celebrity gossip and, this Thursday, will start my own weekly live discussion: Celebritology Live. When I’m not busy doing all of the above, though, I do in fact spend my time worshipping at a crude basement altar to Gene. I have some of his fingernail clippings and it’s made all the difference.