O NOZZZZ! The Washington Nationals are apparently switching to the same hot dogs as the Philadelphia Phillies. TAKE BACK THE PARK HAS PHAILED!1!!!!1 Stan Kasten must have done it before he quit. Why didn’t you stop it Andy Feffer?! Selling Phillies hot dogs isn’t NATITUDE1!!!!!1
Based on the newly released 2013 Nats promotional schedule, it looks like the Nationals Park will be selling a different brand of hot dogs this coming season, Hatfield. Way back in 2005 when I went to the very first modern Nats game ever up in Philly, I had a Hatfield hot dog and enjoy it. Plus, there was a hot dog shaped cannon on a cart that the Phillie Phanatic used to fire freebies to/at the crowd.
Is 2013 the last season for mock outrage about the Phillies? Or am I behind the times? Either way, I’ll skip the hot dog and have a Ben’s Chili Bowlhalf-smoke anyway.