TL;DR Matt Williams and the Nats bullpen are terrible, Aroldis Chapman isn't coming and even he did he wouldn't be as cool as Connie Marrero.
It’s been a few weeks since Ryan Zimmerman hit his 10th career game-ending home run. It was followed the next day by retrospective blog posts and articles including
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Washington Nationals Bryce Harper hits three homers bare-handed.
MAY 21 UPDATE: The video and soundtrack are back! Get Valerie Camillo a fainting couch, there here is go-go in it! I’d replace “I Fought the Law” with