| "NOT AS HAPPY" VALLEY U.S.A. -- Today, Webmasters William F.
Yurasko and Bradford M. Stratton announced that their respective sites
have combined forces to recognize the winner of the "Who's
Fault is it That Penn State Lost?" poll with the inaugural "MulchNet
Purple Clown Award."
Mr. Yurasko, of Yurasko.net, created
the poll to recognize who was responsible for the cataclysmic event of
the Penn State loss. Mr. Stratton, of MulchNet,
recently created to Purple Clown award to represent idiocy. It is based
on the story of a friend of Mr. Stratton who in a state of intoxication
acknowledged that he/she wanted to get it on with a purple clown. The two
decided, via teleconference to merge the two features for this occasion.
Future partnerships may also occur.
"It is my pleasure to be working with MulchNet on the Purple Clown Award
This may be the beginning of future partnerships," said Mr. Yurasko.
Mr. Stratton added, "it is an honor to associate with such a proud environment
at Yurasko.net, and I hope this recognition of idiocy and stupidity with
lead to future work between the two entities."
The poll, which began Sunday evening contains five candidates for official
scapegoat of the Penn State vs. Minnesota loss. They are, in order, Dawn
Barger, Alf Microphone, the Homecoming Queen, Wally Richardson, and the Minnesota
"Skunk" mascot. As of Tuesday afternoon, the Minnesota Skunk led with 29%
of the vote with Barger and Alf at 25% followed by Queen with 24%
of the vote. Richardson rounded up the voting with 4% of all votes tallied.
The winner will be announced Friday afternoon, with write-in votes counted
as well. Freepolls.com is the provider
of the poll.
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