Tavarez Cut After Nats Are Swept Away by CubsThe Post
I was in Pennsylvania this weekend, off the grid and not really following the Nats. They got swept by the Cubs in Washington. Jim Riggleman is now 0-4 as Nationals manager.

Today’s big story seems to be the release of Julian Taverez, the relief pitcher who infamously describe signing with the Nats as such:

Why did I sign with the Nationals?” Tavarez said told a group of reporters. “When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you’re just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It’s 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.

Well, Tavarez, you were not even good enough for a 600-pounder. Now, go away forever, you talentless moron.

Nats suffer ‘breakdown’ in series finale vs. CubsThe Wash. Times

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Author: WFY

Yet another Washingtonian pushing the ubiquitous Nats/DC sports, Penn State, commuting, bicycling, kayaking, broomball, skiing, gin & tonic agenda.

2 Replies to “Nats: Julian Taverez dumped by 600 pounder

  1. Harlan is at least league average, though his writing lacks nuance and subtley when things get weird. His predecessor was a master of that and we got spoiled.

    I am mostly just giving Harlan a hard time because its easy. Fun too.

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